BUMPER STICKERS

Since we retired and gave up our 120-mile-a-day drive to-and-from work, we’ve fallen ‘way behind on our bumper sticker collecting, Fortunately, our dear and good friend, Dandy Don, has been tracking them for us, and sends the following list:

* That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

* Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber

* You Can't Be Pro-War and Pro-Life At The Same Time

* Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

* America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

* Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap

* Bad president! No Banana!

* We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language (This is my wife’s favorite).

* We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

* Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

* Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

* The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

Don adds this somewhat cynical note:

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Would this work on politicians, too?